10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.