10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe