10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.