10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.