10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob