10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)