10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...