10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)