10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Welcome to kicker school
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker