10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.