10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Welcome to kicker school
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson