10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.