10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fold and live to fold again
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.