10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss