10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003