10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is for loners.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.