10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is for loners.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike