10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown