10 Random Poker Quotes

Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
"I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05