10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?