10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is for loners.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.