10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for loners.