10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)