10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?