10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Why not, when some because there are three.