10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth