10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen