10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.