10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson