10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs