10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.