10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!