10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen