10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.