10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon