10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water