10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• im going to 2 out you to death