10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts