10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."