10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "No river, no fish."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant