10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Welcome to kicker school
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.