10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.