10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Those eggs smell delicious!