10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris