10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it