10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike