10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Fold and live to fold again
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.