10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?