10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson