10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."